Jolliest Bunch of Assholes – Door Mat
Thank you Clark Griswold for giving us so many laughs over the Christmas Holiday! In return, we present to you this fun, stylish, and practicle “Jolliest Bunch of Assholes” door mat. We know it will never compare to the out of this world light display you have created but we like to think it’s close. 🙂
If you aren’t familiar with the wise words of Clark Griswold from the movie “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation“, let us help introduce you to one of our favorite quotes from the legend himself.
“Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.”
Before you go to watch Christmas Vacation for the 100th time or the 1st time, make sure to pick up the “Jolliest Bunch of Assholes” door mat before you go. This is a great addition to any home looking to add a little spunk and sass. Not sure you are nutty enough to place this door mat outside of your home? No worries, this is a decorative doormat, perfect inside or out! Merry Christmas and a happy new year!
- 18″ x 30″
- Eco-friendly and highly durable
- Top made of weaved pile – 100% Polyester
- Recycled Rubber Border
- Recycled Rubber Backing
- Water Repellent
- Indoor/Covered Entry Use
- Easy Clean; simply shake, sweep or vacuum
- Our printing process permanently fuses the image to the mat
- Select from 2 color options
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